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EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 12

Holly — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:03:23 +0000

The weekend’s agenda: (Universal TV schedule is here.)

ORSON (ATL)

Ohio State @Michigan
Florida International @ Florida
Oklahoma @ Texas Tech
LSU @ Mississippi
Penn State @ Michigan State
Virginia @ Clemson
Kentucky @ Georgia
Cal @ Stanford
Kansas @ Texas
Oregon @ Arizona

HOLLY (Athens)
Ohio State @ Michigan
Duke @ Miami
Oklahoma @ Texas Tech
LSU @ Ole Miss
Vandy @ Tennessee
Cal @ Stanford
Kentucky @ Georgia, live in StabboVision
Kansas @ Texas
Oregon @ Arizona

Mark Mangino’s realtor: Somewhere in Middle America and doing a brisk business, we’d imagine. And really, we don’t begrudge him this one bit, because if it wasn’t for him we never would’ve been able to address these allegations that Mark Mangino is an entirely humorless human being without a solitary modicum of surprise.

Campers, where y’all at? Your plans below, if you please. Happy weekend, and be good out there.

EDSBS LIVE! COURAGE WOLF TIME

Orson Swindle — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:34:05 +0000

Courage Wolf suggests you listen to EDSBS Live tonight and join us as we make chicken salad from the chicken shit that is week 12. 9:00 p.m. is when we put on what some people call a basketball hoop, and we call a cockring. Throw away the gum, chew the tin foil, listen here, chat there, and quit being such a pussy. Some call it cancer: we call it week 12, and it’s just something you haven’t ripped through yet.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK [GULP] 11

Holly — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:01:49 +0000

The weekend’s agenda. Exhaustive teevee listings for this weekend are here.

ORSON (Athens)

Tennessee @ Ole Miss
Florida at South Carolina.
Auburn at Georgia, possibly live if we can muster a ticket up.
Utah at TCU THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS

HOLLY (Athens)

Tennessee @ Ole Miss
Georgia Tech @ Duke
Florida @ Sakerlina
Miami @ UNC
Stanford @ USC
Idaho @ Boise State
Auburn @ Georgia, live in StabboVision

NICK NOLTE (god only knows)

Muttering darkly in the general direction of Knoxille, “Amateurs.”

Where you’re at, what you’re watching, and what you’re drankin’ go right down below. Home stretch, campers. Make it count.

EDSBS LIVE! TOBY GERHART WILL KILL YOU EDITION!

Orson Swindle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:27:23 +0000

LISTEN TO EDSBS LIVE OR TOBY GERHART WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DISCUS NAMED “BITCH!”

LISTEN HERE!

CHAT HERE!

ALL CAPS EXCITEMENT IN ALL DIRECTIONS AT 9 PM EST!!! FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 10

Holly — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:23:51 +0000

The weekend’s agenda.

ORSON (ATL)

Virginia @ Miami
South Carolina @ Arkansas
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama (Which will be an ugly slugfest)
Ohio State @ Penn State (Which will also be an ugly slugfest)
Vandy @ Florida
Connecticut @ Cincy
Florida State @ Clemson
USC @ Arizona State

HOLLY (ATL)
Virginia @ Miami
Louisville @ West Virginia
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama
Oregon @ Stanford
Washington @ UCLA
Duke @ North Carolina
Memphis @ Tennessee
USC @ Arizona State

Mike Slive: Dropping 30 K at Beau Rivage in Biloxi. Just had it lying around, no reason.

You’ll all assuredly be drankin’ and gamblin’ and gallivantin’ in finer fashion than our precious commissioner, and we want to hear aaaall about it. Welcome to the weekend.

[UPDATE: TV lineups master schedule hyah.]

EDSBS LIVE: SO THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HEY, THAT’S NOT A DUCK!”

Holly — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:55:02 +0000

EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then.

Listen hyah; chat hyah.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 9

Holly — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:53:24 +0000

The Halloweekend agenda.

ORSON (Jacksonville)

WOOOOOO COCKTAIL PARTY.

HOLLY (Columbus)
West Fuckin’ Virginia @ USF
Miami @ Wake
Duke @ Virginia
Central Michigan @ BC
WLOCP
Sakerlina @ Tennessee
USC @ Oregon
Texas @ OK State

Mr. Moundshroud: “Well, which was it? A Trick or a Treat?”

Happy Halloween, motherfuckers. Let us know where you’re at and look alive out there.

EDSBS LIVE: MADE YOU LOOK EDITION

Orson Swindle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:17:28 +0000

Link to listen is here; link to chat is here. It is a balla convention with free admission, but you have to bring your own bottle. See you at 9:00 p.m. EST, Bravehearts.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 8

Holly — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:42:59 +0000

The weekend agenda:

ORSON (Atlanta)(still convalescing):

Friday: Rutgers at Army, albeit briefly. Don’t judge us.

Saturday:

BEEES @ Fancy lads
USF @ Pittsburgh
Arkansas @ Ole Miss (GIGGITY!)
Penn State @ Michigan
Tennessee @ Alabama
Oregon @ Washington
Florida @ DOOMSYLVANIA STATE
TCU @ BYU
Oregon State @ USC

HOLLY (Tuscaloosa):
Georgia Tech @ UVa
Arkansas @ Ole Miss
Tennessee @ Alabama, live in StabboVision (and meandering about the Quad with our resident degenerate gambler all morning, so holler)
Florida @ Missy State
Auburn @ LSU

CAVMAN: In his Atlantic seaboard hideout sharpening his blade without a care in the world, because who needs a solid football team when you have a laser-eyed statue of Mr. Jefferson on your side?

Where you’re headed, what you’re watching, and what you’re grilling in the white spaces below, if you please. Have a clown-flu-free weekend, one and all.

EARLY SHIFT OPEN THREAD: RED RIVER SHOOTOUT SHOOTOUT SHOOTOUT (THE KIND WITH GUNS)

Holly — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:06:21 +0000

[Via]

Between us, the crackerjack EDSBS staff amassed a grand total of 2.5 hours sleep last night, so this should be grand. Ready? Go.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 7

Holly — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:32:50 +0000

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here.

SWINDLE, HOLLY, ‘FREEK (Las Vegas):
24 hours in and all still with beating hearts. Dates tomorrow with Red River Shootout, Arkansas-Florida, USC-Notre Dame, Sakerlina-Alabama, and whatever else we can catch in the sports books. Leave your travelin’, viewin’, and drankin’ agendas below, and put in a good word with your gods for us, you angels.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 6

Holly — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:56:42 +0000

The weekend’s viewing agenda:

ORSON (Baton Rouge)

On the anthropological beat all day in BR. Get some, son.

HOLLY (Baton Rouge):
Auburn @ Arkansas
West Virginia @ Syracuse
Georgia @ Tennessee
Alabama @ Ole Miss
Florida @ LSU, live in StabboVision, lord deliver us

Wild foxes: On every trampoline, everywhere. We will look just like them by 8 a.m. Sunday morning.

While your travel plans cannot possibly be as fraught with danger and hilarity, you are cordially invited to share them anyhow.

EDSBS LIVE! COCKTAIL UP!

Orson Swindle — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:10:56 +0000

EDSBS Live! On tonight at 9:00 pm with Messrs. Bean and Swindle. Cocktail up!

The chat link is here. If the above doesn’t work, go here to listen. Now get to pouring, and we’ll talk at you at nine.

EARLY SHIFT: GAMEDAY OPEN THREAD

Holly — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:07:28 +0000

Fowler led with a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies joke, which we’re choosing to interpret as a sullen refusal to put on a good show in a horrible site choice. We’re with you, C-Fow. STRAP IN FOR ACTION.

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 5

Holly — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:59:27 +0000

Our weekend agenda:

ORSON (Hendersonville, TNish tending to familial things.)

*Friday: Pittsburgh/Louisville. Delicious suffering. It’s what’s for dinner.
*Saturday: We ballin’ on all frequencies all day long, lawya.

HOLLY (Knoxvull)

*Via teevee, LSU @ Georgia and Washington @ Notre Dame, and assiduously avoiding FSU @ BC, because GET BENT GAMEDAY.
*Auburn @ Tennessee, live in StabboVision (and tailgating over behind the Bio annex for like seventeen hours beforehand, so come say hidee)

LeGarrette Blount: Counting slowly to ten after arriving at McDonald’s at 10:31 craving a biscuit.

Campers, where y’all at? What’s your poison? Tell us below.