The weekend’s agenda.

ORSON (ATL)

Virginia @ Miami
South Carolina @ Arkansas
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama (Which will be an ugly slugfest)
Ohio State @ Penn State (Which will also be an ugly slugfest)
Vandy @ Florida
Connecticut @ Cincy
Florida State @ Clemson
USC @ Arizona State

HOLLY (ATL)
Virginia @ Miami
Louisville @ West Virginia
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama
Oregon @ Stanford
Washington @ UCLA
Duke @ North Carolina
Memphis @ Tennessee
USC @ Arizona State

Mike Slive: Dropping 30 K at Beau Rivage in Biloxi. Just had it lying around, no reason.

You’ll all assuredly be drankin’ and gamblin’ and gallivantin’ in finer fashion than our precious commissioner, and we want to hear aaaall about it. Welcome to the weekend.

[UPDATE: TV lineups master schedule hyah.]

EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then.

Listen hyah; chat hyah.

The Halloweekend agenda.

ORSON (Jacksonville)

WOOOOOO COCKTAIL PARTY.

HOLLY (Columbus)
West Fuckin’ Virginia @ USF
Miami @ Wake
Duke @ Virginia
Central Michigan @ BC
WLOCP
Sakerlina @ Tennessee
USC @ Oregon
Texas @ OK State

Mr. Moundshroud: “Well, which was it? A Trick or a Treat?”

Happy Halloween, motherfuckers. Let us know where you’re at and look alive out there.

Link to listen is here; link to chat is here. It is a balla convention with free admission, but you have to bring your own bottle. See you at 9:00 p.m. EST, Bravehearts.

The weekend agenda:

ORSON (Atlanta)(still convalescing):

Friday: Rutgers at Army, albeit briefly. Don’t judge us.

Saturday:

BEEES @ Fancy lads
USF @ Pittsburgh
Arkansas @ Ole Miss (GIGGITY!)
Penn State @ Michigan
Tennessee @ Alabama
Oregon @ Washington
Florida @ DOOMSYLVANIA STATE
TCU @ BYU
Oregon State @ USC

HOLLY (Tuscaloosa):
Georgia Tech @ UVa
Arkansas @ Ole Miss
Tennessee @ Alabama, live in StabboVision (and meandering about the Quad with our resident degenerate gambler all morning, so holler)
Florida @ Missy State
Auburn @ LSU

CAVMAN: In his Atlantic seaboard hideout sharpening his blade without a care in the world, because who needs a solid football team when you have a laser-eyed statue of Mr. Jefferson on your side?

Where you’re headed, what you’re watching, and what you’re grilling in the white spaces below, if you please. Have a clown-flu-free weekend, one and all.

[Via]

Between us, the crackerjack EDSBS staff amassed a grand total of 2.5 hours sleep last night, so this should be grand. Ready? Go.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here.

SWINDLE, HOLLY, ‘FREEK (Las Vegas):
24 hours in and all still with beating hearts. Dates tomorrow with Red River Shootout, Arkansas-Florida, USC-Notre Dame, Sakerlina-Alabama, and whatever else we can catch in the sports books. Leave your travelin’, viewin’, and drankin’ agendas below, and put in a good word with your gods for us, you angels.

The weekend’s viewing agenda:

ORSON (Baton Rouge)

On the anthropological beat all day in BR. Get some, son.

HOLLY (Baton Rouge):
Auburn @ Arkansas
West Virginia @ Syracuse
Georgia @ Tennessee
Alabama @ Ole Miss
Florida @ LSU, live in StabboVision, lord deliver us

Wild foxes: On every trampoline, everywhere. We will look just like them by 8 a.m. Sunday morning.

While your travel plans cannot possibly be as fraught with danger and hilarity, you are cordially invited to share them anyhow.

EDSBS Live! On tonight at 9:00 pm with Messrs. Bean and Swindle. Cocktail up!

The chat link is here. If the above doesn’t work, go here to listen. Now get to pouring, and we’ll talk at you at nine.

Fowler led with a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies joke, which we’re choosing to interpret as a sullen refusal to put on a good show in a horrible site choice. We’re with you, C-Fow. STRAP IN FOR ACTION.