Everyday Should Be Saturday

November 17, 2009

EDSBS LIVE! COURAGE WOLF TIME

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Courage Wolf
suggests you listen to EDSBS Live tonight and join us as we make chicken salad from the chicken shit that is week 12. 9:00 p.m. is when we put on what some people call a basketball hoop, and we call a cockring. Throw away the gum, chew the tin foil, listen here, chat there, and quit being such a pussy. Some call it cancer: we call it week 12, and it’s just something you haven’t ripped through yet.

November 14, 2009

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK [GULP] 11

The weekend’s agenda. Exhaustive teevee listings for this weekend are here.

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    ORSON (Athens)

Tennessee @ Ole Miss
Florida at South Carolina.
Auburn at Georgia, possibly live if we can muster a ticket up.
Utah at TCU THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS

    HOLLY (Athens)

Tennessee @ Ole Miss
Georgia Tech @ Duke
Florida @ Sakerlina
Miami @ UNC
Stanford @ USC
Idaho @ Boise State
Auburn @ Georgia, live in StabboVision


    NICK NOLTE (god only knows)

Muttering darkly in the general direction of Knoxille, “Amateurs.”

Where you’re at, what you’re watching, and what you’re drankin’ go right down below. Home stretch, campers. Make it count.

November 10, 2009

EDSBS LIVE! TOBY GERHART WILL KILL YOU EDITION!

LISTEN TO EDSBS LIVE OR TOBY GERHART WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DISCUS NAMED “BITCH!”

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LISTEN HERE!

CHAT HERE!

ALL CAPS EXCITEMENT IN ALL DIRECTIONS AT 9 PM EST!!! FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

November 7, 2009

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 10

The weekend’s agenda.

ORSON (ATL)

Virginia @ Miami
South Carolina @ Arkansas
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama (Which will be an ugly slugfest)
Ohio State @ Penn State (Which will also be an ugly slugfest)
Vandy @ Florida
Connecticut @ Cincy
Florida State @ Clemson
USC @ Arizona State

HOLLY (ATL)
Virginia @ Miami
Louisville @ West Virginia
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama
Oregon @ Stanford
Washington @ UCLA
Duke @ North Carolina
Memphis @ Tennessee
USC @ Arizona State

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Mike Slive: Dropping 30 K at Beau Rivage in Biloxi. Just had it lying around, no reason.

You’ll all assuredly be drankin’ and gamblin’ and gallivantin’ in finer fashion than our precious commissioner, and we want to hear aaaall about it. Welcome to the weekend.

[UPDATE: TV lineups master schedule hyah.]

November 3, 2009

EDSBS LIVE: SO THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HEY, THAT’S NOT A DUCK!”

EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then.

Listen hyah; chat hyah.

October 30, 2009

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 9

The Halloweekend agenda.

ORSON (Jacksonville)

WOOOOOO COCKTAIL PARTY.

HOLLY (Columbus)
West Fuckin’ Virginia @ USF
Miami @ Wake
Duke @ Virginia
Central Michigan @ BC
WLOCP
Sakerlina @ Tennessee
USC @ Oregon
Texas @ OK State

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Mr. Moundshroud: “Well, which was it? A Trick or a Treat?”

Happy Halloween, motherfuckers. Let us know where you’re at and look alive out there.

October 28, 2009

EDSBS LIVE: MADE YOU LOOK EDITION

Link to listen is here; link to chat is here. It is a balla convention with free admission, but you have to bring your own bottle. See you at 9:00 p.m. EST, Bravehearts.

October 23, 2009

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 8

The weekend agenda:

ORSON (Atlanta)(still convalescing):

Friday: Rutgers at Army, albeit briefly. Don’t judge us.

Saturday:

BEEES @ Fancy lads
USF @ Pittsburgh
Arkansas @ Ole Miss (GIGGITY!)
Penn State @ Michigan
Tennessee @ Alabama
Oregon @ Washington
Florida @ DOOMSYLVANIA STATE
TCU @ BYU
Oregon State @ USC

HOLLY (Tuscaloosa):
Georgia Tech @ UVa
Arkansas @ Ole Miss
Tennessee @ Alabama, live in StabboVision (and meandering about the Quad with our resident degenerate gambler all morning, so holler)
Florida @ Missy State
Auburn @ LSU

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CAVMAN: In his Atlantic seaboard hideout sharpening his blade without a care in the world, because who needs a solid football team when you have a laser-eyed statue of Mr. Jefferson on your side?

Where you’re headed, what you’re watching, and what you’re grilling in the white spaces below, if you please. Have a clown-flu-free weekend, one and all.

October 17, 2009

EARLY SHIFT OPEN THREAD: RED RIVER SHOOTOUT SHOOTOUT SHOOTOUT (THE KIND WITH GUNS)

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Between us, the crackerjack EDSBS staff amassed a grand total of 2.5 hours sleep last night, so this should be grand. Ready? Go.

October 16, 2009

EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 7

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Hail, hail, the gang’s all here.

SWINDLE, HOLLY, ‘FREEK (Las Vegas):
24 hours in and all still with beating hearts. Dates tomorrow with Red River Shootout, Arkansas-Florida, USC-Notre Dame, Sakerlina-Alabama, and whatever else we can catch in the sports books. Leave your travelin’, viewin’, and drankin’ agendas below, and put in a good word with your gods for us, you angels.

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