Everyday Should Be Saturday

May 29, 2007

LIGHT STRETCHING: THE A.M., POST-VACATION, OUT OF VODKA ROUNDUP

We knew vacation was over when the vodka ran out–which, sadly, it did. We’re back, up, and hoping to take the Serena Williams approach to blogging fitness. Meaning we’ll play our fat asses into shape over the course of the tournament. Edit: our fat beautiful asses.


Getting in shape? That’s what the first two rounds are for, suckers.

The morning roll call of extremely important events we missed while gone:

Auburn recruits allegedly changed the grades of two players had grades changed at the last minute to make them eligible, according to the Mobile Press-Register. We normally don’t even post allegations of malfeasance sent to us by either Alabama/Auburn fans re: Auburn/Alabama football players, but this one comes from an actual newspaper, not Roscoe’s House O’ Cheatin’ Bastards.blogspot.com.

The NCAA is investigating… (more…)

May 21, 2007

SCOTT STAPP UPDATE! WITH PALMS WIDE OPEN…

We at EDSBS have a lasting affection for Scott Stapp, who despite being born an LD dwarf overcame his circumstances to become THE LEAD SINGER OF THE GREATEST BAND EVER, CREED. Stranko’s a particular fan of Stapp’s vocal stylings, particularly after large, starchy meals when something’s got to get the digestive system moving and moving fast.

Stapp has a new song he’s singing this morning, however, following an arrest for domestic violence: “With Palms Wide Open.” (Irishoutsider from FireMarkMay gets credit there.)

Creed rulz!


Scott Stapp, American hero, is thinking deeply about slapping you right now.

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