Do we post this or not should we or not is it whatever go ahead: (SFW, but probably not SFW, no?)

Yes, and all of you mighty blog commenters out there, please remove the two flawless, Anita Ekberg 1955 quality women from your huge cocks, flex your immaculate abs, and comment on the young woman’s physique in a negative fashion. That would be something we’ve never heard on the internet before! Break new ground! Be a pioneer! Fear is the enemy of progress!

From COED magazine, brah, the finest publication for dyslexic code freaks and fans of HOT COLLEGE BABES WHO WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS, an attractive woman from the LSU/Florida game:

And then, after the jump, another hot piece of tail from the weekend.

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You might not want to check this at work, or at home, or at any place in the known universe. Why? Because human skin begins to burn at 140 degrees fahrenheit and ignites somewhere around 1600 degrees, and this collection of cheesecake photos far, far exceeds the capacity of mortal men to handle them properly. In fact, we don’t even know what they look like because we’ve only heard the lore of their hotness secondhand; we fear their heat, an intense warmth we feel typing this from seven computers removed from the xenon-cooled hard drive where the files sit.

You are warned and aware of the dangers. Proceed only under the understanding that you act of your own volition and understand that EDSBS bears no liability in the matter.

With that, proceed. Good luck, soldier.

Marisa Miller Cheesecake. Visible femoral arteries roaaaarrrrgggh.

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Listen, and simmer down. You’re getting funny ladies this Friday because there’s nothing sexier in the world than a funny lady, especially one who’s obviously compensating for all the pain life’s dealt her by making people laugh. It means they will likely crave your approval, a passable non-retarded conversation from your side, and after two drinks will probably sleep with you. If you’re funny for the same reason: twice the fun!

Plus, we just wanted to do something special for all the ladies of the world.

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We like women with weapons. It’s not healthy, we know: blame it on too much adolescent viewing of Weimar Republic-era pornography, or on repeated viewings of Red Sonya, but either way there’s a little extra electricity in the air when an attractive woman takes things up a notch or two to .50 caliber sexy with the addition of a potentially death-inducing weapon.

Thus, today’s theme: famous ladies with weapons. Enjoy.

Zhang Ziyi

Phenomenal with both swords and curved blades at close range. Possesses a slight edge of craziness in her eye. Really seemed into it when Lo shoves his hand down her pants in the cave scene in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Played a character so possessed with passion and violence in the aforementioned film that she killed herself rather than live. All of these are traits we’d bulletpoint on a resume of hotness.

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Quick! Cheesecake before the weekend in the form of Ladies of Science Fiction. Apologies of the lack of Natasha Henstridge: we could not find a picture of her where she was not completely naked and/or disemboweling someone with her alien tentaclejaws.

Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini. Natch.

Proof of the value of a good outfit: Fisher was not that hot, per se, but rather on a leash and scantily clad. Fucked up two generations of young men who destroyed countless drapes, hangers, and soldering irons attempting to craft identical outfit for spouse.

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EDSBS Cheesecake Ambassador kleph contacted us this morning with three words: “Angie By-God Dickinson.” No arguing with the expert.

Much, much more of her after the jump (NSFWish). Happy leering; see y’all Monday.
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Layla, WWE Diva.

AC/DC currents of alternating gayness and raging, uncontrollable straight asslust underlie our crush on Layla: we saw her for the first time not on Raw!, but on Project Runway when the designers all got a universal FAIL in attempting to make outfits for them. Their ineptitude aside (including Christian! UNfierce!), Layla looked like wiggling sex going down the runway, and in a pleasant change from most “hot” women on television, is only slightly underfed.

She also gets attacked in shower catfights and, strictly in the name of professional Diva behavior only, kisses other women. She also has an English accent. We’d say more, but you’re sold and googling in a very unprofessional way already. Mission accomplished.

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Last Friday, we forgot cheesecake. This is for a number of different factors. First, we’re running out of big-assed Latinas with public domain photos. (We don’t really care about this, but it’s nice to say you do.) Second, we get horrendously drunk every Friday at 1:00 p.m. and stick with the Rekjavik Weekend diet until 5:00 pm. Sunday, meaning typing gets really, really difficult around 3:00 p.m.

So accept this as the Redemption Edition, where we just post a bunch of pictures of hot ladies of the blonde persuasion–including Mena Suvari’s outstanding, natural ass. If you complain about any of these ladies anonymously on the internet, then you HAVE A HUGE COCK AND ARE OBVIOUSLY BEYOND WEALTHY. Please post your phone number with your negative comments so that ladies can contact you. (Not that you need it, awash as you are in model trim, stud!)

Blondes We Are Very Fond Of

Mena Suvari. Or at least one half of her.

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Sure, Mississippi State football players are shooting each other…

Defensive tackle Quinton Wesley, 21, a junior from Atlanta, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly shot a gun at a car.

Starting left guard Mike Brown, 21, a senior from Atlanta, was arrested and charged with possession of a weapon, allegedly a .38-caliber Cobra pistol, on school property.

and thus earning seven points in the Fulmer Cup: three for each felony there, and one style point for the creative method of instant messaging chosen by Quinton Wesley. Both, by the way, have been not suspended, or put on some temporary probation, or some other variety of bullshit deferment: they’re GONE, as in banished from Starkville completely. (No jokes about doing them a favor in the process, or how if you lived in Starkville, you’d go shooting random shit, too.)

Horses are hating on dogs, too, and you’re not doing a thing about it.

Everywhere, dude. Haters are everywhere.

The point is: there’s cheesecake to be handled here, and served before it gets warm. First, Vanessa Jeri, a Peruvian model sent to us by Bundameister First Rank Kleph; and then, for those who don’t even bother with faces, two fine selections from Supertangas, the best website on the planet for people who like looking at women’s behinds–and just that, because that’s pretty much your only choice over there.

As always: SFW, but not S(mart)FW, m’kay?

Enjoy your weekend, and for those hoops-inclined types, check out Thirty-Five Seconds for ongoing tourney coverage. And now, bunda.

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