BOOM LIKE A BOOM LIKE A TEXAS BOOM-IN’
Texas goes BOOM. Being a slave to the man, we think this is completely brilliant. FAST FORWARD SELECTOR to the future for Texas!
November 18, 2008
October 13, 2008
PUDDING POPS, FULL OF VITAMIN DAMN
Lendy Holmes: Man, that shit smells good. After the game I’m gonna have to go over there and have some of that. They fry everything over there: sno-balls, bacon, beef, bacon, bacon-fried bacon, cell phones, trenchcoats, truth, pig heads, ballpoint pens. I don’t even know if I’d even eat a batter-fried cell phone, but if I had to eat a cell phone, that’s how I’d do it.
Hey, play’s coming this way. Shit. Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa. Maybe he’s just a black dude covered in white shoe polish. That’s gotta be it. I gotta get over here and tackle this dude, just one sec—
Quan Cosby: PUDDING POPS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Lendy Holmes: (sees batter-covered cellphones circling above him in the azure Dallas sky.)
October 11, 2008
OPEN THREAD: WE’RE GONNA NEED A BEER TO PUT THESE FLAMES OUT.
The non-royal we are both viewing games with actual corporeal humans to-day, so y’all are on your own until our egos are through writing checks our bodies can’t cash.
Rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. By all means, enjoy yourselves.
August 27, 2008
COUNTDOWN: 1
Triumph or defeat is in the hands of the Gods. So let us celebrate the struggle!
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