YOU THOUGHT I COULD GO A WEEK WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT AMERICA’S MOST CONSISTENTLY HILARIOUS ATHLETIC PROGRAM?
IT’S TIME TO TELL YOU THAT WAZZU IS JUST BIZARRO AUBURN
AN EXERCISE IN KINDNESS (THROUGH GRITTED TEETH)
NO WE DO NOT MEAN STEPHEN GARCIA EVEN IF WE KIND OF MEAN STEPHEN GARCIA WHEN WE SAY THAT
OL’ RELIABLE, YUP, THAT’S BOBBY PETRINO RIGHT THERE
BEST PAIRED WITH ELDERFLOWER LIQUEUR AND AHI
[KNOCK KNOCK] WHO’S THERE [TALKIN’ BOUT THE BUCKEYES]
WHAT IS TWITTER GOOD FOR WHEN YOU CAN’T TWEET? MOSTLY WORKOUT VIDEOS
WACORNDA FOREVER
OR: A SHORT REVIEW OF THE ARKANSAS FOOTBALL PROGRAM’S TROUBLED WALLOW THROUGH HISTORY
ALSO: WAS KEVIN SUMLIN AN UNDERCOVER HOT WEATHER GOTH?
CELEBRATE THE BODY TYPE THAT REPRESENTS THE REST OF US
TL;DR: THIS IS PROOF FOOTBALL MIGHT NEED TO GET HERE SOON
THE ONE WHERE WE INVENT A USF PODCAST AND YELL ABOUT TAMPA FOR AN HOUR
A GUIDE FOR COACH-FRIENDLY CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT WON’T GET YOU IN TROUBLE