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THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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This has to be in violation of some kind of international treaty barring cruel and inhuman treatment of a captive audience: The upside is that contractually this means Florida by extension now...

THE 2010 FLORIDA SCHEDULE: SLIGHTLY LESS LAUGHABLE

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Charleston Southern and Florida International are Florida's cross to bear this year as the possible point sinks alerting voters to the fluffy, delicious weakness of Florida's out-of-conference...

VRROOOOOOOM

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VROOOOOOOOOOM!!! If this is Les Miles, that is precisely what he's thinking at the moment captured in this photo: He should one-up the Oregon Duck and ride that son of a bitch onto the field at...

FULMER CUPDATE: ARKANSAS ATHLETIC STEALS LAPTOP

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All society really requires from people to just get their shit together. Not in optimal shape, or even in good shape: merely together, as in barely functioning above marginally dysfunctional. We...

CURIOUS INDEX, 6/2/2009

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Huzzah for foofery! If you're fond of retro fooferaw and blustery go-teamery, then put on your straw hat, pull on a fur coat, and adjust your Woodrow Wilson high-banded collar, and sing...

UPDATES FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

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Ohio State fans, do you not appreciate fine folk-rock sung to you and especially you by the stunning Teutonic tunesmith/coaching genius/attorney-at-law Rick Neuheisel? (If you feel you've been...

FULMER CUPDATE: JANORIS JENKINS EATS TASER FOR LUNCH

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We are all now one step closer to Florida winning its first Fulmer Cup in the first year without its actual namesake coaching in the SEC. Florida corner Janoris Jenkins loves his chain for the same...

HE'S VIOLENT. TRUST US.

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This will only end in tears, and perhaps in spectacular nude fight scene in a Turkish bath. Lache Seastrunk: you have been warned.

BLATANT CONSUMERISM, 2009 EDITION

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Huzzah! It is here: Pre-order your Maple Street Press Guide devoted exclusively to the Gators now now now, consumers, and be guaranteed a hot handful of 130 pages of nothing but the finest Times...

CURIOUS INDEX, 6/1/2009

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Big Cat Weekend. Toilet paper? Attractive blondes? Hangin' out with a mascot? SIGN ME UP GENE CHIZIK!!! It's Vegas South--all we need is for an SEC school to sign up Cirque du Soleil to...

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