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THE DIGITAL VIKING: EDSBS'S GUIDE TO SPICY LIVING

Welcome to the Digital Viking: The EDSBS Guide to Spicy Living. Published every Friday, the Digital Viking embraces zesty living with a six-part review of the essentials:--A patron saint invoked...

HEY DURR JENN BROWN ENDORSES BEER

No, you don't get a picture of a girl to go with it, especially one who endorses Icehouse as a beer. While they're at it, though, the beer/liquor endorsement potential for ESPN's College Football Employees is endless. Musburger: Moosehead Mark May: Mike's Hard Lemonade (Cranberry) Robert Smith: 24 pack of Busch Light (he is from tOSU) Rob Stone: JAGER SHOTS Jesse Palmer: Michelob Ultra Chris Fowler: A nice barolo in the $100 range, but he'll stoop to a $35 Barbera if he has to. Mike Patrick: Franzia. Jeremy Schaap: Whatever his dad liked, but the Light version

THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/20/2010

THE DAY I CAN'T GET YOU GUYS TO GET IT RIGHT I'M GONNA GO TO THE LAKE SIT ON THE DOCKS AND WATCH THE DUCKS SHIT IN THE YARD. Alabama walk-on wide receiver Rob Ezell's imitation of Nick Saban...

BOYS OF FAIL, OR WHY KENNY CHESNEY SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH STICKS

Kenny Chesney and all he stands (shortly) for is an avowed enemy of EDSBS and children's singer. He has, for reasons known only to ESPN's evil demographers, Satan, and John Bodenheimer, attached...

KARL BENSON'S TINY UNIVERSE GETS SMALLER

Karl Benson had the kind of conference you hoped the head of a conference that just fell beneath the eight teams* required to properly exist would have, calling the departures of Fresno State and Nevada "selfish," saying he has "no idea" what BYU was going to do, and demanding this: "The resolution is very clear that it's a $5 million penalty and the WAC will expect $5 million payments from both Nevada and Fresno State within 60 days." ...OR ROCCO AND MOOSE ARE GONNA SEE IF THEY CAN LOOSEN UP THE JUDGE'S WALLET. No one on the call asked this question, but it may be assumed that Benson did the entire thing pantsless and from the friendly confines of Turfman's Scotchbucket Studios ("Helping clients have candid, relaxed interactions with the public for 107 years.") *It's six for basketball, but eight for football? And seven for hockey, unless you're all over 5,000? Dammit, where is Bylaw Blog when you need them? (Oh, yeah...)

THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/19/2010

Horrendously late due to some other writing obligations, a conference call, general disorder, and the usual fuckeduppedness. TO THE LINKS.  IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO DO THE FLYING THING AGAIN. Mark...

While Fearless Leader toils away on today's Sports Meme Power Rankings, you will please enjoy our...

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While Fearless Leader toils away on today's Sports Meme Power Rankings, you will please enjoy our campaign poster for 2010. Wide, staring lemur-eyes, hearts full of rageahol, can't lose.

HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS IMMENSELY

Dave from Maize 'n Brew had a very similar injury to the one Michigan cornerback Troy Woolfolk suffered in practice. It does not sound like fun in any way whatsoever.

ROUGH DRAFT: THE PRESEASON BLOGPOLL BALLOT, 1-10

Since doing powerpolling before you even see how a team clears its throat, you are forced into making two equally absurd choices in putting together a poll. You can compare the zombie past to the...

RESORTING TO MUPPETS AND OTTERS AGAIN

Sometimes random pictures do tell the whole story better than any words can. The Indiana pic is so bad it's funny then bad again and then funny and then oh my catatonic staring at the ceiling listening to King Crimson again, are we?

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