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TRICK OR TREAT, MONSTERS

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PICTURE IS UNRELATED. The magazine is going to press a bit late today, thanks to our very most favorite holiday falling on a Sunday, but here's your hangover thread. And yes, since you asked, we...

NIGHT SHIFT: DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS DERP LIKE ME

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Night shift. Brain isn't quite working, but Getty Images and our knowledge of Pussycat Dolls lyrics still both function, so here's Chas Henry for the evening shift, suggesting you watch Captain...

SECOND SHIFT OPEN THREAD: SIGHTED. TARGETED. COCKTAIL PARTY. PAYLOAD AWAY.

  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. (Not really sure what's getting blown up here, but we'll find out in three hours for sure.) 

OPEN THREAD: COCKTAIL PARTY PREGAME/FIRST SHIFT

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The Cocktail Party pregame is on and thumping. Bloody Marys until eleven; after that, it's every man, woman, and whiskey-swilling child for themselves. (As if there were any other kind.) There's...

EDSBSGPS: WHERE T'INTERNET AT, WEEK 9

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Traveling, viewing, and drankin' agendas for the weekend: ORSON (ATL)Tenn/SC, OK State/KSU, MSU/Iowa, Mizzou @Nebraska (DVR), Florida-Georgia (watching in loincloth covered in blood,) Auburn at Ole...

AGGRO-TOURISM: WLOCP

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Welcome to Aggro-Tourism, EDSBS's roaming safari tour of all those foreign cultures that spring up on fall Saturdays, right here in America. Now playing: The World's Largest Outdoor Coke Orgy...

MAD WAGERIN', WEEK NINE: BAD ACTION LIVES EDITION

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Mad Wagerin' so far as been doing what most everyone has been doing this year: giving money to Vegas. Still, at just two games under a straight .500 and with a few pushes to count as wins, Peter's s...

TERRIFYING HOLIDAY TWITTER SHORT STORIES

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This week's edition is Halloween-themed for SPOOKTACULAR and TERRIFYING RESULTS. <----SEEE COCKTAIL PARTY FOR OPTIMAL HORROR. The most terrifying 140 characters you'll ever read outside of...

SHINY THINGS

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It's official: football players can be bought and soothed with shiny things.

THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/29/2010

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I'M KENTRELL LOCKETT, AND I WANT YOU TO DISPLAY YOUR O-FACE.  Lockett implores you to make the most annoying sound in the world, Ole Miss fans, which by definition is this, and if you can take...

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