when you blow a 31 point lead in the Alamo Bowl
when Charlie Weis interviews for the job
when you're literally Indiana football
when you attend a dinner for Michigan donors
when Texas A&M finishes 4th in the SEC West again
when you're a MAC team that takes a 3-0 lead on Ohio State in the first quarter
when Iowa wins a game with eight first downs and eleven points
when Coach O is in charge of picking the team meal
when you're a Group of 5 team trying to get in the playoff
when you get the West Virginia job but gotta go through some political BS first
when the big 12 calls you about expansion but wants some discretion
when Hugh Freeze sees that you decided to sign with Ole Miss despite everything going on there
when UNC asks for your academic records
when someone says we should give coach another year to work his plan
when Barry Switzer is asked about anything, anything at all
when someone jokes but isn't really joking with you about Florida going to the SEC Championship Game to lose to Alabama again and you just have to be honest about life for once
when someone asks you to list Georgia's national titles in the BCS and Playoff era