THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: YOU ARE NOW GUILTY OF A CRIME

THE INTERNET, EXCEPT FOR ONE MAN, IS IMPRESSED

AAHHHHHHHH. The worst part about recruiting is not the potential, and the total lack of context. Mind you, it's not cool, that lack of context. For instance, that is Emmanuel Greene, a 15 year old who won't be in the picture until the class of 2017, and who currently stands at 5'9". Who knows who's missing him on those tackles, and how talented or untalented they might be? Who knows--

[rewatches three hundred times]

--and to hell with realism, because what he just did to both of them is a crime in every state in America, and he earned two counts with whatever happened to that poor second dude. Let's see how Youtube commenters reacted! (Which is the worst part of the internet, and hence internet recruiting.)

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Your morning's reminder: #FSUTwitter existed before #FSUTwitter, and it usually spent its time shitting on fifteen year old's glory reels and leaving banal comments on Scotch vlogs.

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