RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER SPONSORED A BOWL, UPDATED

Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

THESE BRANDS ARE NOT POULAN WEED EATER WORTHY, IT SEEMS

Because we at EDSBS keep meticulously maintained files on nearly everything, we have updated our list of Ridiculous Potential Bowl Sponsors in light of today's news that the Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl is a real thing somehow. This list will be further updated in the event that any of the below entities elect to sponsor an upcoming bowl game.

- Brazzers
- Slush Puppy
Planet of the Vapes
- Jack Links
- Terror Squad
- Lisa Frank
- Skechers Shape-Ups
- Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
- Sheetz
- Circus Circus Hotel & Casino
- The Christmas Sweater by Glenn Beck
- Dexatrim
- Jamba Juice
- Waterbeds
- Muzzy
- The Economist
- John Edwards for President
- Cash4Gold
- The MDJD
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- Bronald Oil & Gas
- Marmite
- A police auction
- Golden Corral
- School Bus Seat Vinyl Manufacturers of America
- Ranger Rick
- Suits (A USA Original Series)
- JNCO
- Proactiv
- The State of Delaware
- Service Merchandise
- Crømcast (The Conan the Barbarian of Icelandic Cable Providers)
- Nick Nolte
- UFC
- Drop Zone 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD
- Eating a leftover pancake with your bare hands
- Hospital gowns
- Apple butter

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