GOODBYE JOKER P

Mark Zerof-USA TODAY Sports

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SIR ELTON JOHN

(piano intro)

Goodbye Joker P
Though I never knew you at all
You tried your hand at Photoshop
And the results were, well, awful

We took you from Kentucky
And you took to Twitter soon
Where you told us all that
We could play wideout for you

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a hashtag on the web
Never gaining real traction
As UF football ebbed

And we would have loved to pay you
For some images
Your candle burned out long before
Florida got 5 wins

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