THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS GROSSLY INAPPROPRIATE

Mark Emmert should probably not comment on things.

Here are a few items more "grossly inappropriate" that college athletes unionizing:

* Twitter after a horrendous national tragedy

* Twitter before a horrendous national tragedy

* Twitter

* Internet commenters on any article relating to race, sex, religion, sexual orientation, national origin, disabilities, small dogs, large dogs, the live episode of "Will and Grace," the time George W. Bush choked on a pretzel, pretzels, the nature of human existence

* Stuffed bell peppers

* Those Miracle Whip commercials in which a somewhat sexily-suspicious-looking woman saucily makes deviled eggs  and people EAT THEM why why why

* Any Japanese horror film, particularly the first like, 3 minutes of "Suicide Club" which, god, I was so not ready for, not ready at all

* 98% of jokes about horrible historical events

* You, probably

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