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True Detective Parking Lot Lyrics (with spoilers)



Because I've seen this video way too much and shit got real last night:

Whole Foods Parking Lot - Music Video [HD] (via FogandSmogFilms)


Intro (spoken)

Yo man…
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I’m just here to pick up my files, man!
No, no no… this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your F-250 in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the True Detective parking lot man…

Chorus (with feeling)

It’s getting’ REAL in the True Detective Parking Lot
I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot
You nailed my wife, homie… It’s on my mind homie!
These fools with handcuffs are lookin’ at me like they wanna show me!

It’s getting’ REAL in the True Detective Parking Lot
You know the DEAL with the little wooden sculptures they got…
Check out what I say, it happens every day…
It’s how we LIVE on the south side of La.!!

Verse 1

… Im ridin’ slow in my dark blue Grand Marquis…
smokin cigarettes, checkin sexts… you cant see!!
Everybody’s trying to park, you can feel the tension
I’m in mid-life crisis mode… but you best not mention. (Shhhhhhh)

Just then I saw a spot open up,
My timings perfect… Im creepin’ up…
But then this biker dude tried to steal it going the wrong way
Yo man, I’ve had a LONG DAY!

Chorus
(same as before)

Verse 2

Now I’m on this inside, looking at my witness list
A baby killer, disgraced reverend and some anarchists.
The state police Major is lookin at me funny
I’m just trying to find a murder suspect and give him twenty (to life)!

Then I take it to the evidence locker, sign the log.
Ran out of uppers! Really Dog?
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself…
I’ve been on edge ever since I took that coke brick off the shelf…

Chorus

(same as before)

Verse 3

This Buster's on his flip phone over by the holding pens.
Picking up some disgraced hookers for him and his friends.
You’re the most annoying dude I’ve ever SEEN brah…
Could you PLEASE move? You’re RIGHT in front of the satanic grandma.

Damn, I’m about to check out.
Bribe my 80 bucks for 6 joints and get the heck out.
The I-10 express lane is moving hella slow…
Man, these fools don’t know… this shit is getting REAL….

Chorus
(same as before)

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