THE WILL MUSCHAMP WEATHER REPORT

Sam Greenwood

FORECAST CALLS FOR GEORGIA SOUTHERN AND HELLFIRE

I don't care about the weather. Someone said it'd make me more personable. I think I'm personable. Don't know why me explaining what you already know is gonna help with personable. Why's my body invisible. This is the weather. It won't help you with anything.

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Forecast for Gainesville. It's adversity. You're just gonna have to overcome it. It's here for I dunno a while. Miami's got a heavy shower of DBs. Lotta bullshit in Texas. I don't even wanna know Ohio. We don't know anything about Ohio and never will. Doesn't help us win football games down here. Doesn't help you win either. Nothing helps you win. Nothing helps us win. I know how to win. Please help me.

The seven day forecast is--

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I don't even know what those numbers mean. That's last year. I'm not talking about last year.  We'll be fine Friday. WE'LL BE FINE. Just gotta overcome drizzle of hellfire and a high of I dunno that's a lot of degrees. You'll notice there's nothing on Saturday. That's been accurate for a while now. I'm personable and know how to win. This has been the weather.

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