— Shane Hinckley (@Shane_Hinckley) January 16, 2014
We will wear this provided certain conditions are met. You must cut the sleeves off first. Then, we will be given a jheri curl of the greatest possible intensity, a la Eric Dickerson's. Following the curl, we will be given a muscle car on signing of endorsement, and possibly whatever loose change you have kicking around in that wallet of yours. Finally, we will wear this everywhere for six months provided we all deny it, go on to successful careers, and leave the program in ruins for two decades.