Dear (Insert Reader Name),
At EDSBS Airways, your comfort is our first priority, and we strive every day to provide you with the best experience possible in the Internet Clownfraud Industry. Sometimes, however, we're not able to deliver on that goal in a timely fashion because of events out of our control. These may include:
- Internet outages
- Computer trouble
- Got really busy reading the Wikipedia entry for KRS-One
- So sleepy
- Plague rats
- Daydreaming about a Muppets-themed fighting game
- Where you'd always want to play as Statler and Waldorf
- But Beaker is a pretty stout character
- Wait what's going on?
As an apology to you, (Insert Reader Name), please accept this GIF voucher, which can be exchanged for half a cold Whopper if you find LSUFreek and ask him nicely for one.