OPEN THREAD, SECOND SHIFT

Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports

THE LIGHTS ARE LOW AND THE AFTERNOON IS ALL OURS, GIRL

Girl, Terry Bowden knows you worked hard this week. Harder than a man in your position worked, because we live in a world where a woman of your talents is consistently unappreciated and underpaid. Terry Bowden knows you do not need a man in your life, and he is grateful that you deemed him worthy of your love.

Terry Bowden has purchased you roses. Not some preassembled bouquet, mind you, but a collection he selected by hand. The sprigs of baby breath were the florist's idea, but Terry Bowden approved of it. Terry Bowden also has this chilled bottle of Korbel and a plate of white chocolate strawberries. Terry Bowden will feed them to you if you so choose - again, this is your night, and he will yield to your desires, however animal they may be.

Terry Bowden has purchased the most essential oils for this night.

This is your second open thread. Relax, sweet lady. Terry Bowden has this.

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