THE INDOMITABLE SPENCER HALL (ATLANTA): T-Tech/SMU, Friday. Saturday, Florida/Terrifying MAC team, Miss. State vs. Oklahoma State, Louisiana-Lafayette vs. Bertram, LAMBS v. ALABAMA LIVE IN ATL, Kentucky at WKU (lollll), Wazzu v. Auburn, Georgia at Clemson, LSU v. TCU, and Boise St. at Washington with NWern/Cal in the back. Sunday, Ohio v. Louisville. Florida State at Spilly, Monday.
THE ASTHMATIC RUN HOME JACK (NEW YORK): FAU-Miami (Arise, Sir Schnelly of The Suspended), Toledo-Alachua County Society for Runnin' and Gruntin', Mississippi State-Oklahoma State, Syracuse-Penn State, Alabama-18 True Freshmen, Funroe-Oklahoma, Georgia-Clemson, LSU-TCU, Northwestern-Bear Raid, Ohio-Louisville, FSU-Wannstedt Memorial F.C.
THE AWARD-WINNING KELSEY GRAMMER (SEATTLE): Tossed Salad-Scrambled Eggs. THEY'RE CALLING AGAINNNNNNNN.
PAUL PASQUALONI HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!