THE 63 TEAMS NICK SABAN HAS NEVER BEATEN

Kevin C. Cox

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK

Three of the last four national titles. One of a handful of coaches to win a title at two different schools. This is the affirmative case in the "Is Nick Saban An All-Time Great?" debate.

And this is the negative case - the 63 teams Saban has never, not once, recorded a victory over. That's nearly an entire men's basketball bracket. (For the record, if it were a men's basketball bracket, our Final Four would be Kansas, Cincinnati, Miami, and Temple. We're also terrible at picking brackets.)

A few highlights:

  • Every service academy is on this list. NICK SABAN WILL NEVER BEAT AMERICA.
  • Two Alabama schools are here as well. How can you be an all-time great if you haven't even beat every team in your state?
  • Though he's beaten Michigan and Arkansas State, Saban has no wins over New Mexico, NC State, or Nevada. That's the kind of record against wolves you'd expect from a shitty vampire.
  • Connecticut.
Look at this full list and tell me with a straight face that Nick Saban's a coach for the ages. Play Idaho already, you coward.

Air Force Falcons
Akron Zips
Arizona State Sun Devils
Army Black Knights
Baylor Bears
Boise State Broncos
Buffalo Bulls
BYU Cougars
California Golden Bears
Cincinnati Bearcats
Colorado State Rams
Connecticut Huskies
East Carolina Pirates
Florida State Seminoles
Fresno State Bulldogs
Hawaiʻi Warriors
Idaho Vandals
Iowa State Cyclones
Kansas Jayhawks
Kansas State Wildcats
Marshall Thundering Herd
Maryland Terrapins
Miami Hurricanes
Navy Midshipmen
NC State Wolfpack
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Nevada Wolf Pack
New Mexico Lobos
New Mexico State Aggies
North Carolina Tar Heels
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Pittsburgh Panthers
Rice Owls
Rutgers Scarlet Knights
San Diego State Aztecs
SMU Mustangs
South Alabama Jaguars
South Florida Bulls
Southern Miss Golden Eagles
Stanford Cardinal
Syracuse Orange
TCU Horned Frogs
Temple Owls
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas State Bobcats
Texas Tech Red Raiders
Toledo Rockets
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
UAB Blazers
UCF Knights
UCLA Bruins
UMass Minutemen
UNLV Rebels
USC Trojans
Utah Utes
UTEP Miners
UTSA Roadrunners
Virginia Cavaliers
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Washington Huskies
Washington State Cougars
West Virginia Mountaineers
Wyoming Cowboys

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