EDSBS TAKES THE SILVER MEDAL

Al Messerschmidt

DAMN YOU, REALITY, YOU WIN AGAIN

Absurdism is never in short supply around these here humble webspaces. We enjoy coming up with bowl games in Huntsville and Dothan not because we consider ourselves able prognosticators, but because considering the wildly implausible is fun. (This is also why we were terrible at science. Sorry, Mom.)

There is no idea, however, so absurd that reality cannot top it:

BAHAMAS AHOY. Ruffin McNeil with motion sickness patches all over his body. Dan McCarney coaching with just the most painful looking sunburn you've ever seen. Larry Coker patrolling the sidelines in a Speedo. Those are all ridiculous, and now they are all possible. May your reach always exceed your grasp, bowl planners. That's the only way we'll get the Under Pressure Bowl, played at the bottom of the Marianas Trench and sponsored by David Bowie.

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