SHAWTY WANNA RIDE WITH BERT

WE CAN GET LOW

"Someone was saying to me, well, you know, Bret Bielema leaving … that was a blessing for Wisconsin and they knew it. Because he was under tremendous pressure. They didn’t like him. Barry Alvarez thought he was a thug. And he left just ahead of the sheriff."

[beats play]

Shawty wanna ride with Bert, ride with Bert

We could get crunk, hop into this dirty Tahoe

Shawty wanna ride with Bert, ride with Bert

Let your hair down

You say you want a thug don't be scared now

My teeth are still grinnin, Bill Lynch's blood still in 'em

All new cards, but a Bert is still winnin'

I'm sixty point pimpin' on another team's home field

Just did what the card said, "Bert you gotta keep it real"

Your Twitter's pouty, my Twitter's rowdy

These h8rs got Bert snoozin', you losin', he's outty

Where those recruits at, I'm tryin' to take a blue chip home

You got a friend? Can he run a 40 homie bring him on

I'm tryin' to win a bowl, beat Bama, make some bacon promises

I'm tryin' to thug this shit, so fuck a Barry Alvarez

Let's go to a place you never won, that sounds fine

Last time Hawgs won the Sugar Bowl was '69

NOLAAAAAAAAA--

Shawty wanna ride with Bert, ride with Bert

We could get crunk, hop into this dirty Tahoe

Shawty wanna ride with Bert, ride with Bert

Big Ten was too tame

Link sausage round my neck, call me 2 Chainz...

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