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EDSBS Meme Bracket, Round of 32, Match 5

(Author's Note: I'm aware Match 4 was skipped. It will come later this week.)

The following was found in an abandoned Citgo station in Ardmore, Oklahom, scrawled on the walls in a mixture of blood, feces, and Skoal.

Duteronmy 6 DO NoT PuT THE lord YOUR GOD to the teST

Moments of sanity are fleeting. Memories fly away like so many errant Jason White passes.

BOO

MERSO

MOOBER SNR

You’ll never know a day like November 8th 2003. Maybe your wedding day comes close. Maybe your first child. Maybe there’s a heaven and that will do it. But on this earth you will never know a day.

Boooommmmeeerrr

So

Oner

Rapture means lifting up. Elevating.

The arc of the ball was more beautiful than the angels. Every pass was like a divine gift direct from God.

SOOnER

You hug the man next to you. You chug a beer. You sing the hymn with the eternal choir of angels.

BOOMER SOONER

BOOMER SOONER

Some men pray when they’re at their lowest. Some at their moment of supreme ecstasy.

Do not tempt the Lord your God.

Words are so easy to say and so hard to mean. You pray and you beg God “let me hear nothing but that song ever again.” BOOMER. Every first down every touchdown fill me with the joy of this moment and play it again SAM play it forever never let me hear another song.

DO NOT TEMPT THE LORD YOUR GOD.

Sometimes your prayer is answered and that's the worst that could happen.

BOOMER SOONER

Nights and days blur together. Nothing but an unending, eternal cacophony repeating again and again and again and again.

SANITY SLIPPING. DO NOT TEMPT THE LORBOOOMMERRR

SOONER.

Tell my wifeI SOOOOOONER

BOOMER SOONER

BOOMER SOONER

I can’t go on.

BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER

DO NOT TEMPT THE BOOMER YOUR SOONER

BOOMER

SOONER

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