Dear Sirs (and Madams, not always sure if Aunt Stabby is still considered management):
As this dreadful off-season has rolled on and the news is all bad and hard to watch, I have a question. Why are we no longer treated to the weekly Fulmer Cup-dates. Did Brian step on his member and disable himself? Are our football players becoming increasingly well behaved? Or is it because Bama's in the lead and you don't want to give us another National Championship to claim?
Seriously, the fact that there were no weekly updates made the end of tax season even more hellacious than usual.
It's time for a Big Board update - thanks.