THE CURIOUS INDEX, 04/19/13

NBC News

WHENEVER YOU'RE DONE, TERRIBLE WEEK.

BOSTON. That's Kenmore Square, and it's empty because the city of Boston is on lockdown this morning. We are not journalists (thankfully), but we are hoping you all stay safe and that this is over soon, Massbros.

WITH THE SECOND PICK, THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS SELECT. Hugh Freeze, University of Mississippi.

YOU CRAZY DIAMONDS. Shine on, UConn. You have taken bizarre uniforms to the next level and we firmly believe this is just the beginning. Can you incorporate actual taxidermy into these somehow? There's only one way to find out!

ROCK STAR! You read "trashing a hotel room" and expect to see something about broken furniture or maybe a room service cart that winds up in the jacuzzi tub. More jarring is the phrase "feces scattered about," and yes denials are a good move here, Mark Harrison and DeAndre Hopkins. It bears noting: Najeh Davenport did not, repeat, did NOT, major in Hospitality Management.

GET AT ME DAWG. We need to pass all of the NCAA's proposed recruiting deregulation measures, because then DMX BARKING AT RECRUITS OVER THE PHONE FOR SIXTEEN HOURS A DAY WHAT COME ON GRRR

THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE FRAUD IN KNOXVILLE. Things are not so good right now for Jimmy Haslam and company, and yes this will probably negatively impact Tyler Bray's draft stock, especially when you get to the part of the wiretap where the quarterback says he needs a source for clean urine if he's gonna get on this Flying J.

ETC. Misremembering Pat Summerall. MONGO ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE.

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