THE CURIOUS INDEX, 03/08/2013

BREAKFAST IS BURNT AND YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL DAMMIT

THINGS IN THE ACC HAVE TAKEN A DARK TURN. That is not a picture of Cimarron goofing around at a basketball tournament. That is a picture of an FSU mascot caught in the act of hiding a body. There's a reason Tim Brewster never stays in one place for long, people.

CUE THE SAD BRUCE BANNER TRAVELING MUSIC. Where will you go next, Gunner Kiel? Purdue? Louisiana Tech? Kansas oh wait it's definitely going to be Kansas. Listen closely and you can already hear Charlie Weis not-so-subtly implying Kiel is too dumb to handle his symphony of an offense!

ANESTHESIA IS A FUNNY THING. For some people, it unveils innermost thoughts and dreams and lays them bare to the world. For me, post wisdom teeth removal, it just made me find the plot developments of Banjo-Kazooie particularly emotionally trenchant.

HEY LOOK IT'S FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE. About Clemson! Doing things well! Winning in January! Anyone can be president! (Ok, not Chet Haze. But anyone else!)

AJ MCCYLON. "Oh, look, my ribs are popping out. No, no, it's fine. I'll just rest or whatever you humans do. I mean, since I am one. And not a Cylon. Say, where did you say they keep the launch keys, again?"

ETC. This was inevitable. Foley artists, there's work for you in Knoxville! You will never know a love as strong as this one.

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