The tradition of Promenade can be a stressful season in any young man's life....Those anxious moments before you ask your third or fourth option whether or not she'd like to take part in the annual tradition of swapping corsages and awkward virginity with an impressive cold-cuts buffet spread and a DJ's smoke machine as a backdrop. The adventures of making your Ziplock baggie of bourbon bulge in your rented tuxedo not seem so obvious. The tenuous attempt to explain to your date's parent's that the after-party at the local motel will totally be chaperoned by responsible adults. It's all part of coming into one's own, really.
The Prom is a rite of passage for us all...and sometimes that passage leads to a Starkville country club ballroom where you and your date are greeted by Dan Mullen, awkward banal conversation, and dance tracks on a continuous loop.
[HT: Football Scoop]