FULMER CUPDATE: A PHILANDERER IS NEVER KIND TO THE LADIES

CREATIVE NAME SYNERGY DOES NOT EXCUSE LADY PUNCHING, SIR

There are, I'd imagine, certain obvious expectation that a lady should have when entering into a long term and seemingly meaningful relationship with a man named Philander Moore...there's the requisite lipstick on the collar, the text messages that he claims to be wrong numbers, the nights sitting up waiting as he is out til all hours "with the boys". Those are just the perils of dating a man who even in his name is up front and honest with you about likely being a complete and total scoundrel. The clever moniker, while indicating the obvious fact that you are not probably totally inclined to treat your lady right, does not give you free reign to haul off and punch her about the head and shoulders.

Ole Miss receiver Philander Moore was arrested late Saturday and charged with domestic violence simple assault.

According to Oxford police chief Joseph East, Oxford Police Department officers responded to a call of a disturbance at the Taylor Bend living complex at approximately 11 p.m. Saturday. Upon arrival, and after interviewing persons involved in the disturbance, Moore was arrested and charged with domestic violence simple assault and taken to the Lafayette County Detention Center.

It was also announced today that Moore was kicked off of the team for a "violation of team rules." That team rule, I assume, is "Don't hit girls, even if your name might give you license for an indiscretion with the female sex from time to time."

Such violent domesticatin' gets Ole Miss on the 2013 Fulmer Cup board with 3 points. I also propose an extra bonus point because a guy named Philander Moore just got arrested for treating his lady wrong.

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