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BUT MAYBE THAT HAS ITS BENEFITS
DAGGUMMIT THIS AIN'T NO SPORTIN SPECTACULAR WHERE'S ALL THE DAMN ESS EEE SEE DOMINANCE I DON'T CARE FOR THIS NOT ONE BIT WAR EAGLE.
Ok, look. It's not football. Football's not here for another...873 days. Or so. I'm not great with math. But here are some things March Madness doesn't expose you to that football would!
- Mack Brown's teeth
- That stupid Nelly song
- Missed pass interference calls
- Al Golden refusing to be reasonable and just put on a damn polo shirt
- College kickers
- Joey Harrington
- Jon Gruden rumors
- Mark Richt's owl hair
- Awesome touchdowns called back for illegal man downfield
- Iowa Hawkeye anything
This is your Thursday open thread. You're not working anyways. Predictions? Oh, we got predictions.