PURDUE DARES ZOMBIE NEIL ARMSTRONG TO ATTACK

NO, PURDUE. JUST NO.

Goddamn, Purdue. It's like you want Neil Armstrong to rise from the grave and go on a zombie rampage through West Lafayette. Is this already a video game? Because you should really make Neil Armstrong rising from the dead to take vengeance on the entire campus for this video. There is a point in here where someone yells "Indiana sucks," and that is the saddest moment in the course of human history because it makes you remember that no matter where someone is on the head-pissing chain of life, there is someone below them getting their head pissed on by the person you thought was at the bottom. (Via)

P.S. John Shoop is your offensive coordinator. We can't punish you any more than what you already have coming.

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