Sure, you want to talk about the Iron Bowl and Championship Week, but after such an intense weekend of activity we need to ease into it. Stretch a bit. Maybe talk for a good twenty minutes about the restaurants most likely to be stocked to the rafters with sad people eatings meals of sorrow alone and abandoned by the world.
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The leaders in the clubhouse after much internet and podcast discussion, for the record:
- Applebees. Now with robot waiters for MAXIMUM SADNESS.
- Waffle House. Somewhat debunked for on the podcast, because as we point out: one is never truly alone at Waffle House, ever, even if one wants to be. It's part of the design.
- Panera. Basically built so everyone is sort of alone even if someone is sitting across the table from you.
- Arby's. Because have YOU ever seen anyone eat there with company? Have you ever not been there alone, eating horsemeat out of shame?