CRIMMUS WISHES TO YOU AND YOURS

Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

THE COLLECTED CRIMMUS CAROLS OF ED ORGERON

Happy holidays to you and yours from the EDSBS family and DACOACHO:

OH HE MAKIN A LISS
CHECKIN FA LICE
GONNA FEED LINEMEN
GUMBO WITH RICE
CRUITIN' CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN

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OHHHH CRIMMUS KNEEE/ OH CRIMMUS KNEEE/ YOU'RE ON ICE FROM BLACK MARRRRKET
WHURRR YOU COME-AH FROM/ NOBODY KNOW/ AN ACL/ FROM A MEXICOOOOOO

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O COME ALL YE FACEFUL
OBESE BUT SO NIMBULLL
O COME YE
O COME YEEEE TO ED-LA-HAAAAMS

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GRAMMA GOT RUN OVAH BY A REINDEER/ COMIN' HOME FROM BINGO CRIMMUS EVE/ GOT A KNIFE AND CHASED DAT REINDEER DOWN/ AND THAT'S WHY WE EATIN' REINDEEAH STEAD AH BEEF

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GARY DIDJA KNOW
THAT YOUR RUNNIN BACK
WOULD HAVTA PLAY RIGHT TACKLE

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IT'S CRIMMUSS TIME IN HOUMA TOWN
DADDY'S SHOOTIN DA DEA DRONES DOWN

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HEEEAH WE ARE AS IN TROJAN DAYS
SARK IS CALLIN' PLAYS WIFFA YOU
ORGERON CRUITS AND ON SATURDAYS
SHIRTLESS IN A DAZE
IT'S TRUE

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SAY DA ORGERON TO DA CAJUN BOY/ DO YOU HEAH WHAT I HEAH/ A SONG, A SONG/ SAYIN' BP SUCK MY DICK/ FUCK YOU BP YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK/ WRITE A CHECK AND SUCK MAH FUCKIN' DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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PO-LEEEESE CAUGHT ME FRAUD
PO-LEEESE CAUGHT ME FRAUD
PO-LEEEEESE CAUGHT ME FRAUD
DON'T STEAL CABLE IT'S A FEDRALLL CRIME

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COME FOR YE BUFFET / IN-N-OUT AND ROSCOES / O COME LET ED ENGORGE YOU / O COME LET ED ENGORGE YOU / TEN POUNDS OF FOOD A WEEK O COME LET ED FEEEEEED YOUUUUU

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SIREN FIGHT
HOLD MAH KNIFE
DON'T TELL COPS
BOUT DIS NIGHT

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HAB YOSELF
A MURRAY LIL CRIMMUS
KEEP DA ROLL TAHD AWAY
JUS REMEMBUH
KIFFIN'S STILL AT TERMINAL A

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I DON WANNA LOT FOR CRIMUSSS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING ED NEED
A PORTA BULL GENERATOR
SO I DON'T LOSE MY FOOTBALL FEED
I DON'T NEED A PAYDAY LOAN
JUST SELL A SWAMPMEATS FROM MY HOME
MAKE ED WISHA COME TROOOOUX
ALL AH WANT FOR CRIMUSSS
IS ROUUUUUX

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