MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BERT SANTA

Wesley Hitt

HE KICKED SOME KIDS ASSES TODAY. FOR A PURPOSE. LIKE, A REAL REASON.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 Bud Heavys

11 Bud Heavys

Sure ten more Bud Heavys

(They're like water, but they're heavy)

Nine EZ Mart Hot Dogs

Eight more Bud Heavys

Seven wadded up hoodies (used for pillow)

Six Monster Cuba-Limas

(It's the energy drink that freed Cuba)

(Way to go on that, Cuba)

(writes complimentary letter to Cuba)

NO CONFERENCE WINSSSSSS

Four random phone threats

Three Bud Lights

(Gotta keep it tight)

A second loss to Rutgers

And just one for the hay-ay-ay-terrrrrrrs

[points to dick]

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