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Collective Nouns Part Deux: Dumb Guy Version, a Sequel

In honor of another great post from Spencer Hall, I decided to make a less intelligent version from a dumb guy....me. All apologies upfront, I just loved the original. Colorado: a glaucoma of Buffaloes, Kansas: a schematic of Jayhawks, Alabama: a medical redshirt of Crimson Tide, Oregon: a disillusionment or festoon of Ducks, Notre Dame: an overrating of Fighting Irish, Mississippi State: a Blue Oyster Cult of Bulldogs, Ole Miss: a segregation of Rebels, Florida: a next level of Gators, Florida State: a return of Seminoles, Kansas State: a family of Wildcats, LSU: an inebriation of Tigers, Arizona State: a promiscuity of Sun Devils, Texas Tech: a drought of Red Raiders, Auburn: an immortality of Tigers, Georgia & Texas: an underachievement of Bulldogs and Longhorns, BYU: a Caucasian of Cougars, Baylor: a blitzkrieg of Bears, Stanford: a bludgeoning of Cardinal, Syracuse: a broadcasting of Orange, Tennessee: a dearth of Volunteers, Missouri: a displacement of Tigers, Maryland: a murder of Terrapins, Ohio State: a drove of Buckeyes, Clemson: a derp of Tigers, Washington State: a Jolly Roger of Cougars, Iowa: a methamphetamine of Hawkeyes, Purdue: a 404error of Boilermakers, Wisconsin: a curd of Badgers, Minnesota: an exuberance of Gophers, Nebraska: a nostalgia of Cornhuskers, Oklahoma: a burglary of Sooners, SMU: an execution of Mustangs, Connecticut: an extinction of Huskies, Kentucky: a distraction of Wildcats, Rutgers: a racketeering of Scarlet Knights, and Miami: a rumor of Hurricanes

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