OPEN THREAD, THIRD SHIFT

Steve Dykes

AGAIN, THESE ARE PRERECORDED

How in everything holy did Mike Stoops get eight years at Arizona? Was he stealing every newspaper delivered to the Athletic Department? Dude lost to New Mexico.

NEW MEXICO.

Whatever winning a Las Vegas Bowl is worth (hint: not much), I'm pretty sure losing to New Mexico easily cancels it out. Mike Stoops is why you shouldn't loan money to relatives. Mike Stoops has probably shoplifted from a Goodwill just because a cashier "gave him a shitty attitude." Mike Stoops NEVER brings enough beer for everyone. He brings a six pack with three bottles already gone and then complains about your guest bathroom. Mike Stoops looks like a Muppet with alopecia.

This is your third open thread, which, unlike Mike Stoops, didn't lose to New Mexico. What an asshole.

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