Hoping I'm not replicating something that already exists -- apologies if so.

It's a little ahead of schedule, but since the FC will be starting up shortly, and because I was trying to think of more memes to nominate for the Official* EDSBS Meme Bracket Nomination Thread, I started thinking about my favorite moments in Fulmer Cup history. Like the various Oregon State stories, including the one about kidnapping a sheep that was used for studies of animal homosexuality; or the Colorado players who bought kegs for high schoolers (leading to the "Bitch, I will push you in a fire" threat); or the Ohio U student athlete who broke into a house, reported that he was stabbed to cover up his cuts, and then went fugitive on a Greyhound bus. Also, his colleague who punched a police horse.

So I wondered what you all consider the best of the best?