Hello Sir or Madam (whichever the case may be), I am Dave Hart, Athletics Director at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville, and I'm here today to share with you an exciting investment opportunity that I think you'll be very interested in.
You may have heard the reports from outside sources that my company and I are having some financial difficulties in the current fiscal environment. This could not be further from the truth. What the outside world sees as an under-performing balance sheet we, at the University of Tennessee, see as growth potential and a unique investment opportunity for you and other astute investors like you. You have the chance to get in on the ground floor on something that has the potential to show you almost an immediate and substantial return on your investment.
For only 3 easy payments of $9,999, you can be a part of one of the most unique and exciting investment opportunities to come along in quite sometime. It truly is a once in a lifetime offer that is guaranteed to enrich your life, and your portfolio. But don't just take my word for it, hear what some of our other investors are saying about how the University of Tennessee changed their lives:
Lane Kiffin, USC Head Football Coach: "It was literally the easiest money I have ever made in my life. In less than a year I was able to parlay my affiliation with the University of Tennessee into a financial windfall for me and my family."
Derek Dooley, Dallas Cowboys Wide Receivers Coach: "I was in a dead end job going nowhere when the University of Tennessee gave me the opportunity to associate myself with them and ultimately to become financially independent. I even got a new job out of it!"
John L. Smith, Fort Lewis College Head Football Coach: "Someone said investment opportunity and I said "Where do I sign!?". There wasn't even a credit check!"
Phil Fulmer, Retiree: "Thanks to the University of Tennessee I'll never work another day in my life!"
This could be YOU! All you have to do is say you are ready to start making the money you should and deserve to be making! We are ready to put to work the tried and true money making methods of the University of Tennessee behind you and your investment TODAY!
You may be asking, "Dave, this all sounds great, but what am I investing in exactly?" Hope, my good man (or woman)! Hope and optimism that only the University of Tennessee athletics program can bring! And not only that, but once you invest, you'll have the opportunity to bring along your friends and family in this monumental financial journey to riches! In fact, to help you along your way, for a limited time only, for every 10 people you sign up for our exceptional, ground floor investment opportunity, you'll receive an all-expenses paid trip for two to your choice of such exciting destinations as Branson, Missouri, Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, or Biloxi, Mississippi. Financial security AND a vacation! Hard to beat that!
So don't wait any longer! Send off for our investment packet today and receive this Peyton Manning plush doll as our free gift to you, just pay shipping and handling. Operators are standing by, waiting to make you financially independent and personally fulfilled. Get started TODAY!
It's time that you did something responsible with your money. It's time you invested it in University of Tennessee athletics.