Where the Internet goes to die... And be reborn watching an incalculable amount of football and on occasion consuming many delicious spirits.

ORSON (THE A)

Utah/USU, Auburn/MSU, Florida/TAMU (hold me) LSU/U-Dub, USF/Nevada (hoooooo lololol), UGA/Mizzou, OK State at AZ.

RUN HOME JACK (HELLO, BROOKLYN)

Auburn-Miss St, UCF-Ohio State, Air Force-Michigan, Florida-Texas A&M (for at least six minutes, non-continuous), Wisconsin-Oregon State, Washington-LSU, Nebraska-UCLA, Georgia-Mizzou, Illinois-Arizona State, Oklahoma State-Arizona.

LUKE (WASHINGTON D.C.)

Utah/USU, UCF/Ohio State, Iowa State/Iowa (Iowa State wins by 17, yes?), Washington/LSU (in which Steve Sarkisian donkey punches a live tiger), Nebraska/UCLA, Georgia/Missouri, Illinois/Arizona State (lulz).

CHOOSE LIFE, PAUL

May this serve as your public forum to make your plans be known and also discuss things of the Ute on Ute crime variety. Want to know what to watch this weekend? What are you waiting for? Excelsior, Interwebs.