On many weekends, we use this space to remind you to pace yourselves. It's a long haul from noon until ohgodthesewestcoastgamesstartsolate. Today? Screw it. Baylor and West Virginia know that defense is a lot like foreplay - you don't need it if you got THE SKILLS WHERE IT COUNTS.
This game is a pile of amphetamines, and you are an irresponsible trucker, so QUICK SWALLOW THEM ALL RIDE THAT HIGH WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO BARSTOW IN RECORD TIME.
Welcome to the first open thread. You wanna get weird? Let's get WEIRD.