Just a picture of Howard Schnellenberger. But what else would you need, really? Eggs? FINE. We'll make you some eggs. This is the last time we do Hot Damn! shots.
This is the new site. It's currently hungover and trying desperately to button its shirt with its fumbling fingers refusing the orders of a poisoned, malign brain stem, but it's sort of here and coming along. The Index will be up in a bit as soon as we get the poor thing some coffee and eggs.