AND ON THE 22ND DAY OF THE NINTH MONTH OF THE TWO THOUSAND AND TWELFTH YEAR THE PLANETS ALIGNED AND THE BEASTS OF UPON LAND DID FLING THEMSELVES INTO THE SEA

THE CLOUDS TURNED TO ASH AND THE CONNECTICUTS AND THE IOWAS DID SUFFER GREATLY

BEHOLD THE BOOK OF THE DEAD TELLS US THE MICHIGANS DIRECTIONAL WILL WIN THREE VICTORIES AND THE WORLD'S END WILL BE NIGH

SO GET IT TOGETHER EASTERN MICHIGAN I BOUGHT ALL THESE BLACKLIGHT BULBS AND I DON'T HAVE THE RECEIPT AND IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET THIS EYESHADOW JUST RIGHT

HERE IS YOUR EVENING OPEN THREAD SADNESS SURROUNDS US DARKNESS BECOMES US