PAT RULES EVERY EASTERN NATION

P.R.E.E.N.

GET THE RUPEES

DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALLLLLLL

FACT: Pat Summitt means more business than the combined GDPs of Switzerland, Argentina, and Ghana.

FACT: Pat Summitt is America's most effective steel tariff.

FACT: The Chinese will be moving the yuan away from the dollar and pegging it to the Pat Summitt Glare, the most stable currency in the world.

FACT: You want to learn how to stack paper like Miss Pat? Start with the Rootability basics and maybe she'll move you to the low rises.

FACT: This is your morning open thread. Don't start no Summitt, won't be no Summitt.