Oh you didn't know we spoke French, did you girl? Join us this weekend as we bathe in an ocean of college football, surrounded by scented candles, rocked to sleep by some sweet, sweet Peabo. Did you know Stedman Bailey sings "If Ever You're In My Arms Again" to the football after every touchdown. Now that's lovin'.
Baylor/Funroe tonight, Virginia/TCU, Maryland/WVU, Florida/Kentuck
LUKE (SECRET SB NATION BELTWAY HEADQUARTERS WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE AN ABANDONED GO-KART TRACK)
RUN HOME JACK (SB NATION STUDIOS, NEW YORK)
Virginia/TCU, Maryland/West Virginia, Florida/Kentucky, Oregon State/UCLA, Colorado/Wazzu (a man needs something to boost the comparative self-esteem, so thanks, Buffs), Rutgers/Arkansas, Michigan/ND, LSU/Auburn, Clemson/FSU, and Arizona/Oregon.
Fuck you, Usher.
Now slip out of those Monday to Friday clothes and put on this elegant velvet football robe. You say you don't know what you'd like to watch? Baby, this weekend it's ladies' choice.