Retraining the culture, one gray-haired, bootstrappin', Range Rover-driving fan at a time. Good luck, Brian Kelly: you'll need it, because no one pays for the privilege of standing at a football game except Dallas Cowboys fans, and who knows what else those peasants spend money on in that abomination of a whoresome modern pleasure dome. [shivers in disgust at the thought of a jumbotron] [writes 1200 word post on the use of the spread offense being tied to the moral decay of our society]