Is it really a "Holy War" if the winner doesn't kidnap the wives and children of the loser and force them to convert religions and work as slave labor until they die of sunstroke?

Do you really get to keep the name "University of Kentucky" if you lose to "Western Kentucky University?" Shouldn't you have to be called "Lexington City College and Basketball Certificate Program?"

What is a "Memphis?" Is there such thing as a "Mempher?" We'll answer these questions and more as we commune with the Undead Spirit of Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes, Bourbon Edition!

This is the late shift thread. If you are here, you are not playing for Colorado, and really seriously you might be good enough to play for Colorado yes I know you have asthma still think about it!