He was just trying to fix Florida football. This is the 3:30 shift. If you missed anything from the first shift, consult the mothership megastream and its collection of inspiring violence. (Hey, LSU frat boys only make fresh mass shooting jokes!) Give Will Muschamp a brush and some paint, and he will reverse the ravages of time and neglect singlehandedly. We will be watching the Orphans of Urban Meyer Bowl between Bowling Green and saying the word "fuck" a lot. A lot. Oh, just so many times.