Sometimes people from the Internet leave their houses. ***SOMETIMES***.

ORSON (ATLSHAWTY): NC State-Tennessee, Bowling Green-UF, many others.

RUN HOME JACK (BROOKLYN AND/OR PARTS UNKNOWN): Bowling Green-UF, and every last Pac-12 studio segment featuring the prettiest girl alive, Rick Neuheisel.

LUKE (DC CHILLIN'): Miami (OH)-Ohio State then, oh I don't know, I imagine we'll all just ingest a little Phil Steele to get ourselves in the right state of mi-.....

OH GOD. WE TOOK TOO MUCH. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The absence of college football is death. But the over consumption of the mad god Phil Steele is a pox on humanity.

Allow this to function as your Friday evening rumpus room. If you're wondering what in the hell to watch this weekend (besides the obvious answer, ALL OF IT), well, look no further.