Not really previewed by detail, but instead woven into a long meta-narrative about how Auburn's going to fire Gene Chizik after two games, Frank Stallone's amazing career as a hero in rollerblading movies, the Presbyterian Blue Hose, John L. Smith's wild ride in the SEC West, Les Miles pushing people over backwards, all the horrible things Hugh Freeze will have to live with on the scoreboard at Ole Miss, Rob Bolden's future career as the world's first designated "rugby throwpunter," and how Will Muschamp is just going to make us sad.