BUT BEFORE WE GO LET'S PRAY TO CHOPPER JERNZ CAUSE HE'S THE UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT COMMISH OF THE SEC---

The SEC episode of Shutdown Fullback seeks to educate the world about the glorious history of the Champions' Conference, covering its origins as an 1861 gun-hockey team captained by Major General Earnhardt, its unfortunate early history under probation from the NCAA/ Federal Government/ Reconstruction/Whatever, and then its ascent to the top of college football, modern culture, and the NL East. SUBSCRIBE AND RECEIVE A FREE SEXY NOTHING.