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Joker Phillips playing bass is odd. What's odder is that every male country singer on the planet...

Joker Phillips playing bass is odd. What's odder is that every male country singer on the planet seems to have some agreement with their record company that as a condition of their becoming famous, they have to sleep with their hair soaked in jolly ranchers and iron filings, and then have it ironed by a palsied washwoman. The five grossest things in the world are undefined, and a very subjective thing, but a male country singer's long hair has to be a permanent three spot on any list. It looks like a mastodon's pubic hair deep-fried and then spackled back onto the head with mucilage and bad intentions. Go to KSR for the rest of the photos, including a woman in the front row who makes you say the phrase "Kentucky Plastic Surgeon" out loud, and then suddenly it all makes sense.

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