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Joker Phillips playing bass is odd. What's odder is that every male country singer on the planet...

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Joker Phillips playing bass is odd. What's odder is that every male country singer on the planet seems to have some agreement with their record company that as a condition of their becoming famous, they have to sleep with their hair soaked in jolly ranchers and iron filings, and then have it ironed by a palsied washwoman. The five grossest things in the world are undefined, and a very subjective thing, but a male country singer's long hair has to be a permanent three spot on any list. It looks like a mastodon's pubic hair deep-fried and then spackled back onto the head with mucilage and bad intentions. Go to KSR for the rest of the photos, including a woman in the front row who makes you say the phrase "Kentucky Plastic Surgeon" out loud, and then suddenly it all makes sense.

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